Signs You've Had A "Productive" Weekend

1. It's Sunday, you have no idea why you aren't at work, what time it is, or why your phone has been ringing for an hour.
2. Your coat is sitting on a kitchen chair because it smells like smoke too much to put it in the closet.
3. When trying to get to your desk, you trip over 3 purses, an umbrella, a backpack, some shopping bags, and the planner you couldn't find all week.
4. Your kitchen table is covered in paper: computer paper, the newspaper, magazines, and books.
5. You realized this morning (afternoon) when you got up that you really needed to do laundry otherwise you are wearing a prom dress to school tomorrow.
6. While doing laundry you spent 5 minutes staring at the washer because you couldn't remember if you put detergent in and then you realized there wouldn't be any soap suds if you hadn't, so you must have, right??
7. You re-read the same paragraph 3 times in the Con Law reading and you still have no idea what it means, so you give up and start posting on your blog.