Headbanger's Ball Sucks
OK, being somewhat of a metal fan, I am highly disappointed by the "new & improved" Headbanger's Ball, which of course is on MTV2, which like MTV has stopped playing actual music videos 75% of the time.
It's just wrong that a kid with a buzz cut so short he looks bald hosts Headbanger's Ball. If you can't headbang with the best of them, you shouldn't be the host. Granted, the original host, Ricky Somebody or Other didn't have long hair, but at least he had some hair! Plus most of the hour is commercials for cheesy metal CDs. It's pathetic.
What's bad is that a lot of metal they're showing is very pop. You shouldn't be able to understand the words of a Megadeath song. It should be screaming and growling and bass. WTF is going on with the Gods of Metal? Do I have to go get Ozzy to tell you how to do it right?
It's just wrong that a kid with a buzz cut so short he looks bald hosts Headbanger's Ball. If you can't headbang with the best of them, you shouldn't be the host. Granted, the original host, Ricky Somebody or Other didn't have long hair, but at least he had some hair! Plus most of the hour is commercials for cheesy metal CDs. It's pathetic.
What's bad is that a lot of metal they're showing is very pop. You shouldn't be able to understand the words of a Megadeath song. It should be screaming and growling and bass. WTF is going on with the Gods of Metal? Do I have to go get Ozzy to tell you how to do it right?
posted by Daughter of Shylock at 9:16 PM
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