We're All Going to Hell
Now, I've been saying for years that either I'm going to hell or the people around me are. Finally there is a test to prove it! Dante's Inferno Test will tell you what level of hell you are destined to be sent to. FYI, I am going to end up in Level 6, City of Dis. So are you sinners out there worse off than me? Take the test and find out if we're going to be neighbors in the after-life!
posted by Daughter of Shylock at 12:32 PM
6 Comments:
i guess we cant be friends in the afterlife. I only got First Level of Hell - Limbo
Looks like i'm a virtuous unbeliever! yay! and I get to hang out with "the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, (i.e. Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle.) There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad."
i think i can deal with the sad atmosphere, but i'm not really keen on the greeks...i dont think we'll be talking much.
Are you sure you didn't lie to the test? I can't believe you didn't make it a little further down. You practically have to be a saint to make it to limbo...
no bitch. i got limbo, fair and square. go to hell...i suggest level 6.
This test is clearly rigged. There is no way I should be that low. The 7th level? Oh come on, I'm not the Zodiac Killer or anything. It's arbitrary - that's the only explanation I can garner that would explain how I got hte 7th level while others remain in limbo (which, I might add, is not necessarily the cake walk some might imagine). Ok, so I might have suggested the name Turpis Causa for the blog, but that has nothing to do with my personality. At all. Even a little. Go to hell.
well, i got level 3 - gluttonous... but i already knew that. Of course, my other "very high" ratings were in Level 2 (lustful, knew that), Level 4 (prodigal and avaricious, definitely knew that), and Level 8 (fraudulent, malicious, panderers... and that's true too). home sweet home, i guess.
wow. i need new friends.
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