Tucker Carlson has Gotten Fat!

In desperation looking for Friday night TV I stumbled upon Tucker Carlson's show on MSNBC. A morbid sense of curiousity overtook me and I watched just to see what the heck Tucker has done with himself since Crossfire was cancelled. Let me tell you, it's not pretty. The difference between the promo photo of Tucker and what he looks like now is vast. He's put on about 50 pounds and he needs a haircut. What happened to the scrawny bow-tie wearing dork? Has MSNBC fattened him up so he looks like the rest of the white Republican conservatives?? What was even worse was the fact that his guest was Pat Buchanan, who talked about the terrorist attacks in London and the possible retirement of Rehnquist all in the same breath. Wait, even worse than that: Tucker was broadcasting from London, where it's about 3 am, and all he could say about being in the city was that he was cold. Not that he felt the sadness or resilency of the British people, or any insightful observation about the effects of terrorism on the entire world. No, the man is cold and he needs to complain about it.

Tucker, Tucker, Tucker. You should call up James Carville. You were much better when he was belittling you. I'm not sure you can carry a news show by yourself.