ISO ... a birthday gift
Sought:
Personal assistant with an umbrella and a cup of coffee ready at all times. Must be ready & willing to play backgammon at a moment's notice. Will need to wash & gas my car when needed. Should be familiar with technology and open-minded about music . Must be able to keep track of appointments and adept at scheduling time for the important things in life. No experience necessary.
* If I do actually get a personal assistant for my birthday I would love you forever!.
Personal assistant with an umbrella and a cup of coffee ready at all times. Must be ready & willing to play backgammon at a moment's notice. Will need to wash & gas my car when needed. Should be familiar with technology and open-minded about music . Must be able to keep track of appointments and adept at scheduling time for the important things in life. No experience necessary.
* If I do actually get a personal assistant for my birthday I would love you forever!.
posted by Daughter of Shylock at 9:40 PM
2 Comments:
um...this is a joke birthday list, right?
you know I never joke about the level of my material desires...
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