The Fates Are Out to Get Me.
Proof #1: We're out of liquor (see post below)
#2: I tried to fix that problem today, only the liquor store didn't have power, so I couldn't use my credit card. Who carries around enough cash to buy a bottle of vodka?
#3: I overslept by 2 hours today, because we lost power last night and my alarm clock didn't go off. Hence I was 2 hours late for work. [However, the Fates do have a sense of humor, nobody knew I was late, because my boss didn't show up to work until 3 today!]
#4: Myspace is broken. OK, it's not that important, but I have to find someway to amuse myself when I'm not at work. I mean, it's like a whole 4 hours a week, what am I going to do with all that free time?
#5: My free lunch plans for the day were cancelled and moved to tomorrow, which considering #3 means I had to shell out for lunch, since running out of the house in sheer panic doesn't leave you much time to pack a lunch.
#6: Not only do I have to work until 9 pm on a Friday night, I've got the same shitty shift on Saturday. This is cramping my plans to enjoy my summer.
#7: It looks like North Carolina is going to win the Stanley Cup. I mean honestly, Edmonton really should win, they're Canadian after all. Even without their goalie they just deserve to win. I have a particular animus towards teams from the South winning the Cup. (See Buffalo v. Dallas, 1999). First North Carolina edges the Sabres out of the finals, and now they're practically assured the Cup. What is going on here?
#8: The song that just came on Pandora is "70's Porn Star" by the X-rated Cowboys. I mean really, I appreciate Honkytonkbadonkadonk, but this is a little much.
#9: It's 10 pm and I'm exhausted, despite getting almost 10 hours of sleep last night. This is a sign I'm old. This must mean it's time to settle down and resign myself to being an adult now. Damn is that depressing.
I'm going to have to turn my karma around somehow. Maybe I'll start giving my change to the economically challenged people by the Metro. Maybe I should start worshipping something, I mean, if I was to subscribe to a religion, it might change my future right? Maybe not, I have no plans of getting elected, I can stick with my current lack of faith. That just sounds like something else I'd have to fit in my schedule. However, if any of you out there feel like praying for my soul, I'll take all the help I can get.
#2: I tried to fix that problem today, only the liquor store didn't have power, so I couldn't use my credit card. Who carries around enough cash to buy a bottle of vodka?
#3: I overslept by 2 hours today, because we lost power last night and my alarm clock didn't go off. Hence I was 2 hours late for work. [However, the Fates do have a sense of humor, nobody knew I was late, because my boss didn't show up to work until 3 today!]
#4: Myspace is broken. OK, it's not that important, but I have to find someway to amuse myself when I'm not at work. I mean, it's like a whole 4 hours a week, what am I going to do with all that free time?
#5: My free lunch plans for the day were cancelled and moved to tomorrow, which considering #3 means I had to shell out for lunch, since running out of the house in sheer panic doesn't leave you much time to pack a lunch.
#6: Not only do I have to work until 9 pm on a Friday night, I've got the same shitty shift on Saturday. This is cramping my plans to enjoy my summer.
#7: It looks like North Carolina is going to win the Stanley Cup. I mean honestly, Edmonton really should win, they're Canadian after all. Even without their goalie they just deserve to win. I have a particular animus towards teams from the South winning the Cup. (See Buffalo v. Dallas, 1999). First North Carolina edges the Sabres out of the finals, and now they're practically assured the Cup. What is going on here?
#8: The song that just came on Pandora is "70's Porn Star" by the X-rated Cowboys. I mean really, I appreciate Honkytonkbadonkadonk, but this is a little much.
#9: It's 10 pm and I'm exhausted, despite getting almost 10 hours of sleep last night. This is a sign I'm old. This must mean it's time to settle down and resign myself to being an adult now. Damn is that depressing.
I'm going to have to turn my karma around somehow. Maybe I'll start giving my change to the economically challenged people by the Metro. Maybe I should start worshipping something, I mean, if I was to subscribe to a religion, it might change my future right? Maybe not, I have no plans of getting elected, I can stick with my current lack of faith. That just sounds like something else I'd have to fit in my schedule. However, if any of you out there feel like praying for my soul, I'll take all the help I can get.
posted by Daughter of Shylock at 8:46 PM
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