SWF ISO SM...

According to my count I have officially spent enough time being single. Since I broke up with the ex as a birthday gift to myself, I've spent a good enough time enjoying all those things that come with being single. Spending my weekends in my pajamas, drinking beer and playing video games, just because I can.

This said, summer is arriving soon and that seems to be just about the right time to be in a couple. I mean, it's always nice to have someone carry your beach towel for you right?

If you'd like to apply, I have a few disclaimers which you must read and accept before continuing through the process.

First, here's what a few online "personality tests" say about me, just so you know what you're getting into:

1. Myers-Briggs: I'm an INTJ, thus I am an "idea" person. Anything is possible; everything is negotiable. See full description here.

2. Starbucks Oracle: I am a Schmuck: "You work your ass off because you're obsessed with money and status. You're always lying about having powerful friends. You wouldn't mind sleeping your way to the top but would miss getting to backstab coworkers along the way. All porn stars drink venti skim vanilla latte. Also drinks: $15 martinis

3. Simpsons Character I'm Most Like: Lisa Simpson. No explanation needed.

4. Personality Defect Test: I am the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!

Now, time for your requirements: you must be patient, intelligent, and love dogs. Punctuality is a plus, don't listen to GQ. I'm usually pretty picky, but right now I'm tired so I can't think of the rest of the things I'd like in a man. Maybe that's just a sign of desperation. Anyways, send in your apps, I promise to give them all a fair evaluation.